Time is fleet, a winter vacation went very quickly. In this paragraph of time that engages intimately with parents, I discovered the new characteristic of old Mom: So she also very do laugh!
时间飞逝，一个寒假很快过去了。在这段与父母亲密接触的日子里，我发现了老妈的新特点：原来她也很搞笑！
Muddle-headed
糊里糊涂
I am in the courtyard amuse oneself, mom comes out to take a walk accordingly. See the friend goes out along with grandmother, mom all over the face curious, the mom that wants to ask her has not come off work, who knew one exit to change appearance: Has not “ your mom classessed are over? ” everybody is stupefied. Classes are over? The suddenly be enlightened on the horse, together belly laugh. Ha, old Mom conversation is not to cross mind really!
一次我在院中玩耍，妈妈跟着出来散步。见朋友随姥姥出门，妈妈满脸好奇，想问一问她的妈妈是不是还没有下班，谁知一出口就变了样：“***妈还没有放学吗？”大家都愣住了。放学？马上恍然大悟，一同捧腹大笑。哈哈，老妈说话真是不过脑子啊！
Confused
颠三倒四
A day, I am being read before desk, hear mom suddenly big growl: “ Laowu (my father) ! Go taking the TV of the remote controller! 2 bonze feel ” father a unit of length not to wear brains: What ghost is the TV ” of “ remote controller? Mom still is sitting in the in sad earnest on sofa: “ goes quickly! How be taken? ” father is laughing at an explanation. Mom this ability wakes up to reality, laugh rock. I write a composition people also follow yock of to one's heart's content.
一天，我正在书桌前阅读，突然听见妈妈一声大吼：“老吴（我爸爸）！去把遥控器的电视拿来！”爸爸丈二和尚摸不着头脑：“遥控器的电视”是什么鬼？妈妈还在沙发上一本正经地坐着：“快去呀！怎么不拿呀？”爸爸笑着解释。妈妈这才醒悟，笑得前仰后合。我作文们也跟着开怀大笑。
Careless
马大哈
Lumbar disease of father made, mom helps stick plaster, above the plaster that stuck new plaster carelessly before, is not have old plaster first. So daylong, father also did not detect, rip the ability when coming down to discover till in the evening. Family laugh falls.
爸爸的腰病犯了，妈妈帮忙贴膏药，粗心地将新膏药贴在原来的膏药上面，而不是把旧膏药先扯下来。就这样一整天，爸爸也没发觉，直到晚上撕下来时才发现。一家人笑倒。
Classes are over once come home, mom says the key cannot be found, cannot take the door. A friend calls in, also can be only outside the door prattle a little while. Waited for father to come home the door, I searched her bag carefully together with father designedly, the key is obviously inside! Dizzy, it is a careless really!
有一次放学回家，妈妈说钥匙找不到了，进不了门。有位朋友来访，也只能在门外闲聊一会儿。等爸爸回家开了门，我特意和爸爸一起仔细地翻了她的包，钥匙明明就在里面！晕，真是一个马大哈！
Mouth by accident king
口误大王
I and mom discuss the flavour of a sop in the pan, steamed bread, mom is impatient, said ” of “ face head not carefully. Two people laugh aside on the bed.
我和妈妈讨论油煎面包、馒头的味道，妈妈心急，一不小心说成了“面头”。两人笑倒在一旁的床上。
The family looked " the mission of a dog " this film, myriad of mom deep feeling, very excited, said title “ the dog lot ” of an excrement. Laugh at gush!
一家人看了《一条狗的使命》这部电影，妈妈感慨万千，十分激动，将片名说成了“一条屎的狗命”。笑喷！
Is my old Mom done do not do laugh?
我的老妈搞不搞笑？(文/吴宛凌)