I am an old tree, stood one year another year on this land. Below my crown of a tree, have a piggery, nevertheless they think they are a great kingdom oneself.
我是一棵老树，在这片土地上立了一年又一年。在我的树冠下，有一个猪圈，不过他们自认为自己是一个伟大的王国。
The king of pig country likes science very, the mean life ——20 that his computation gave a pig year (and this numerical value is growing ceaselessly, prove whole and regnal flourishing) the basic principle that he still discovered everythings on earth---Each morrow gives sunset, can food falls from the day. It is a great king really.
猪国的国王十分喜欢科学，他计算出了猪的平均寿命——20年（而且这个数值正在不断增长，证明整个王国欣欣向荣）他还发现了万物的基本原则---每一次日出日落，都会有食物从天而降。真是个伟大的国王。
Today is a special day, all county of pig country head, namely a pig with each feed the strongest buckets, come to the capital of pig country. They remove with my deciduous leaf shop multicoloured long dragon, still braid with maple leaf give a robe, gloden; A few piggy run from distance, there is cole of one branch branch to spend in the mouth, the …… of the raw material that make that can be imperial crown of “ bullion ” then of all in an orderly way undertaking.
今天是个特殊的日子，猪国的所有的郡首，也就是各个饲料桶最强的一只猪，来到了猪国的首都。他们用我的落叶铺起一条五彩长龙，还用枫叶编织出一件礼服，金光闪闪；几只小猪从远方跑来，嘴中叼着一枝枝油菜花，那可是“纯金”皇冠的制作原料……一切有条不紊的进行着。
“ has ask a longlived person to come on stage! The sound of a loud and clear resounds through ” the sky. One pace ground is on pig king slope of a little ground, wear the imperial crown of “ bullion ” , back is worn my brawny tree root, the birthday that began ” of his “ impassioned makes a speech. Right, today is his 50 old age.
“有请寿星登场！”一个嘹亮的声音响彻云霄。猪国王一步一步地走上一个小土坡，戴上“纯金”的皇冠，背靠着我粗壮的树根，开始了他“慷慨激昂”的生日演讲。没错，今天是他的五十大寿。
Qing Shengyan is very lively, each county capitals brought rare treasures, have corollaceous, have delicate feed bucket, still have all sorts of interesting small boondoggle.
庆生宴十分热闹，各个郡首都带来了奇珍异宝，有花冠，有精致的饲料桶，还有各种有趣的小手工品。
Qing Shengyan had one evening one day.
庆生宴进行了一天一夜。
Golden sun slowly rise, resemble a child that just was born, although flimsy, but was full of spark and vigor. That great kingly station was in pig country my branch, look down at is worn his people. Below “ , my general proclaims my new discovery. "Swinery is quiet come down, ” passes record of observation of ground of scientific team rigor and serious land, we discover: He raised “ sound, biology of ” all volant, long have feather! We figure boldly, the biology of feather, can fly! “ he that golden formal attire is flying again branch, imperial crown is in of the sun beamed below, golden light exceeds the sun instead decuple hundredfold. Feather of two pairs of peacocks makes up the wing that go out to be inserted on formal attire, emit 10 thousand flowery light.
金黄的太阳缓缓升起，像一个刚出生的孩子，虽然脆弱，但是充满了朝气和活力。猪国那伟大的国王站在了我的枝头，俯视着他的人民。 “下面，我将宣告我的新发现。"猪群安静了下来，”经过科学组严密地观察与认真地记录，我们发现：“他提高了声音，”所有会飞的生物，都长有羽毛！我们大胆地推测，长羽毛的生物，都会飞！“他那金黄的礼服飘扬再枝头，皇冠在太阳的照耀下，金光反而超过太阳十倍百倍。两对孔雀羽毛编出的翅膀插在礼服上，放出万道绚丽的光。
“ today, will have a pig, the society flies. "“ Majesty banzai, banzai, ten thousand banzai! ” clamour lets whole earth shake for it.
“今天，将有一只猪，学会飞行。" “陛下万岁，万岁，万万岁！”声浪让整个大地为之震动。
King is brandishing his hoof, present his compliment to people, he resembles the lanneret that will take off only, hold one's head high forward. He jumps very quickly, jump down from my body, enjoying the happy …… of ” flight “
国王挥动着他的蹄子，向人民致意，他像一只将起飞的雄鹰，昂首向前。他纵身一跃，从我身上跳下，享受着”飞行“的快乐……
He falls heavily was in on the ground, died.
他重重的摔在了地上，死了。
This great king, with that great theorem: Mean life increases, because pork rose in price,be; Food sky falls, because piggery basically feeds fertilizer,be them; Of feather guess, it is the fallacy of a know-nothing.
这个伟大的国王，和那伟大的定理：平均寿命增加，是因为猪肉涨价了；食物天降，是因为猪圈主要喂肥他们；羽毛的猜想，是一个无知者的谬论。
Pig, you why so self-righteous?
猪啊，你为什么那么自以为是呢？(文/刘畅)