Our class came today ” of crasher of a “ , the “ crasher ” that still is ” of brazen-faced of a “ .
今天我们班来了一个“不速之客”，还是一只“死皮赖脸”的“不速之客”。
In the morning, my mood and sunshine are euqally bright. Because old Mom is done not have,be me early lose come out to let me sleep full become aware. 2 because weather is not today,be general good, my mood nature is so very good also.
早上，我的心情和阳光一样灿烂。一是因为老妈没有把我早早的丢出来让我睡了个饱觉。二是因为今天天气不是一般的好，所以我的心情自然也很好。
I am striding lively pace to come to the classroom. The classmate in the classroom and as one used to do different of it doesn't matter. Taking the advantage of Fan Laodou to had not come, I take out earthnut of a bit candy stealthily from the bag, (hey! This is the essence that takes money as) .
我迈着轻快的步子来到了教室。教室里的同学和往常没什么两样。趁着范老豆还没来，我悄悄地从包里拿出一点糖花生来，（嘿嘿！这是作为一个吃货的本质）。
“ model the teacher is driven! A certain class of ” spy stealthily respecting. But, had not waited for him to say, model the teacher appears from where not merely like land farther-in-law come, frighten me so that swallow the earthnut candy in the mouth at a draught, within an inch of does not have choke to die I. When does class spy just report “ earthquake ” when facing “ earthquake ” ? When just had answered a god to come in this darling and eating earthnut of a candy, the acoustical growl that suddenly a few schoolgirls have no less than 100 decibel:
“范老师驾到！”某个班级探子悄悄地说到。可是，还没等他说完，范老师像土地公公一样不只从哪里冒出来，把我吓得把嘴里的花生糖一下子咽下去了，差点没噎死我。什么时候班级探子在临“地震”时才通报“地震”了？就在本宝宝刚刚回过神来并吃着一个糖花生时，突然有几个女生有不下100分贝的声吼道：
“ sky has a thing! ”
“天上有个东西！”
This falls but good, me this snack eats sweet fellow choke die partly, adscititious frightened die partly. Wait for me to had answered a god to come, the unidentified object that discovers one is like bat to still be like flying moth in the sky flies to mine. I with history on most the composition is spent quickly (I feel OK to defeat Jinisi world record) change arrived below the table.
这下可好，又把我这个吃零食吃得正香的家伙噎了个半死，外加吓了个半死。等我回过神来，发现一个似蝙蝠还似飞蛾的不明物体飞到我的上空。我以史上最作文快速度（我觉得可以破吉尼斯世界记录了）窜到了桌子下面。
Well! In the classroom how abrupt quiet, I extend a head cautiously to come, discover unidentified object descends on broadcast station. Passed a little while, turned in the sky again a few luxuriant circles.
咦！教室里怎么突然安静了，我小心翼翼地伸出头来，发现不明物体降落在广播台上。过了一会，又在上空转了几个华丽的圈。
“ classmates, open window and door, give swallow put apart safe passageway. ” model the teacher says dearly.
“同学们，把窗户和门打开，给燕子留出安全通道。”范老师急迫地说。
Differ meeting, efficient classmates opened safe channel entirely. A minute, I see 3 minutes of dichotomy bell, …… swallow should settle down in our class like.
不一会，高效率的同学们就把安全通道全部打开了。一分钟、两分钟、三分钟……我看见燕子要在我们班安家似的。
Model the teacher looks, the overall situation is bad, use gesticulation to drive swallow toward the door together with classmates. Transmitted two after one's death at this moment not the sound of do sth for the occasion: “ day is clever, ground spirit, each immortal a ghost show its presence or power is effective, must not let small swallow go. ”
范老师一看，大事不妙，就和同学们一块用手势把燕子往门外赶。这时身后传来了两道不应景的声音：“天灵灵，地灵灵，各路神仙显灵灵，千万别让小燕子走。”
“ Amitayus! Amitabha! Amitabha! Swallow great mind, your parent must not go. ”
“阿弥陀佛！阿弥陀佛！阿弥陀佛！燕子大神，你老人家千万别走。”
I lose the past a word: “ are both of you not to miss Chinese class? ”
我丢过去一句话：“你俩是不是不想上语文课啊？”
This two fellow, unexpectedly neat nod, I am not had language!
这俩家伙，居然齐点头，我无语了！
At this moment model Laoshi is angry, her that broom was taken, “ whizs ” , what swallow passes broom is how-to be swept the floor to go out by “ ” .
这时范老师生气了，把她那扫把拿了出来，“嗖”一下，燕子通过扫把的指引被“扫地出门”。
When does the “ crasher ” that does not know ” of this “ brazen-faced come again ” of be a guest of our class “ ?
不知这只“死皮赖脸”的“不速之客”什么时候再来我们班“做客”呢？(文/王淄萌)