Speak of " a song-and-dance duet popular in the Northeast " , but I have new comprehension. Let what our class says for you today " a song-and-dance duet popular in the Northeast " .
说起“二人转”，我可是有新的感悟。今天就让你们来说说我们班的“二人转”。
Our teacher " a song-and-dance duet popular in the Northeast " be Chinese teacher and mathematical teacher composition, tall, low, want scarcely too suit. That two ask for a favor but can say too, echo each other, cooperate than twin even tacit. Your look, "A song-and-dance duet popular in the Northeast " this did not begin again.
我们老师“二人转”是语文老师和数学老师组成的，一个高个，一个低个，简直不要太般配。那两张嘴可太会说了，一唱一和，比双胞胎配合还要默契。你瞧，“二人转”这不又开始了。
"I am small low, be not a patch on you, your leg is long, run quickly, chase after do not chase after on " . Teacher of Chinese of mathematical teacher goggle at distains the ground is flattering she.
“我是小低个，比不上你，你腿长，跑得快，追都追不上”。数学老师瞪着语文老师不屑地吹捧着她。
"You won't take a place more, grow high point, said again, you that small short leg " does pedal pedal to step on " do not run quite quickly also? " Chinese teacher is laughing and wear spicily.
“你不会多吃点，长高点，再说了，你那小短腿“蹬蹬蹬”不跑得也挺快吗？”语文老师笑着并讽刺着。
"Well, I must admire a head to see you, take a picture with you, you also do not know to crouch a bit, appear otherwise I do not have face more, see you are frightened I am continuously shiver, dare not hit you... " small low despise the ground to say to big long leg.
“咦，我都得仰着头看你，跟你拍照，你也不知道蹲一点，不然显得我多没面子，看见你吓得我直哆嗦，都不敢打你……”小低个对着大长腿轻视地说。
"Zhongzhongzhong, later I am low bit. " big long leg says helplessly, "Still take a picture with you after who... "
“中中中，以后我低点儿。”大长腿无奈地说，“谁以后还跟你拍照……”
Small low grunting, after classmates let, laugh get fast cut off the gas. They still are being sung, with pleasure, indefatigable.
小低个嘟囔着，同学们听后笑得都快断气了。她们还在唱着，津津有味，不知疲倦。
Common saying says, cooperate to also can have of error very much again, this not, did to turn over come?
俗话说，配合再好也会有失误的一次，这不，翻车就来了吗？
Classes are over afternoon, mathematical teacher will assign task, just took the door, with respect to big Jing! The person walked how, chinese teacher says: "Classes are over do not come home, stay dry, say who lets you come again late. " mathematical teacher is opened angrily white board, firm begin to write or paint begins to write, sufferred attack however: "Cannot you write blackboard to go up, closed to leave again, not wasteful report! " hold back the volcano that skinful enrages erupted.
下午放学，数学老师来布置作业，刚一进门，就大惊！人咋都跑了，语文老师就说：“放学不回家，留下干嘛呢，再说谁让你来晚了。”数学老师生气地打开白板，刚下笔开始写字，却遭到了攻击：“你就不能写黑板上吗，关了又开，不浪费电啊！”憋了一肚子气的火山爆发了。
"I am willing, you are in charge of me, did not nod hint given with the eyes! " Chinese teacher immediately says: "Well good, I am done not have, you have, your stature is small you take put in order. Your stature is small you take put in order..
“我愿意，你管我，没点眼色！”语文老师随即说：“好好好，我没有，你有，你个子小你占理。”
"Wrote pat with the mobile phone allot group in can? " " won't, do not have a mobile phone, are you patted do one allot how? " " I do not want to pat. " " wait for meeting student to be able to go, the letter does not believe me to take a shoe to throw you. " " you try, come ah... " day ah, so tight situation, the student that did not visit is laughing. If progress of a battle is again a bit more intense at that time, perhaps true meeting is hit.
“写完了用手机拍下发群里会不会？”“不会，没手机，你拍一下发怎么了？”“我不想拍。”“待会学生可都走了，信不信我拿鞋摔你。”“你试试，来呀……”天啊，这么紧张的场合，没走的学生都在笑。如果当时战况再激烈一点，说不定真会打起来。
Of our class " a song-and-dance duet popular in the Northeast " can sing one day 800 times, time time let a person explode laugh, worth hearing for many times. If you also want to listen, that comes quickly!
我们班的“二人转”一天可以唱八百回，回回让人爆笑，百听不厌。如果你也想听，那就快来吧！